dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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