we made out on top of his cat.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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