That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
apparently the secret to your success is patron
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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