Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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