I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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