Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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