I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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