u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Jerry, you need to find god
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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