..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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