Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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