She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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