So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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