Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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