I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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