whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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