Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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