This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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