very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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