Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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