Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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