So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Define "chronic" masturbator.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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