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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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