I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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