It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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