I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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