Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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