You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
So. Much. Porn.
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