I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Help. Why am I so naked?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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