Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
