You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i drank out of a bidet.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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