her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
