He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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