We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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