dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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