His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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