Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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