He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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