I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm at about main and main street
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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