Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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