if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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