yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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