Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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