It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
don't judge my taste in strippers
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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