We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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