can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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