arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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