Fuck appropriateness.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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