did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm both gender and math confused
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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