he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I need moral support for this bender
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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