Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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