Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I touched a dick in church today
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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