Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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