Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize