I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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